LaughOutLoud

I found some really funny quotes. ♥
ENJOY.

-"Dude, I wasn't that drunk" "Umm bro, you were shaking pineapples yelling "Spongebob, I know you're in there!!"

-"Mom, can I... "NO!" Can I finish my freaking sentence?"

-"Mom i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!"

-"1 Universe. 9 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6 billion people and I'm still single."

-"Have you been to prison? No, but I've been to school."

-""Who's that?" "What are they doing?!" "Whats happening?"... "JUST SHUTUP AND WATCH THE MOVIE!""

-"LMFAO, this movie isn't even scary!" *Based on a true story* "Oh shit."

-"That awkward moment when someone asks how you and your ex are doing, because they don’t know you broke up."

-"That awkward moment... when an emo goes to McDonalds and orders a Happy Meal."

-"When I say "I miss school" I mean my "friends" not studying."

-"Dear Dora, you've been 5 years old for about 11 years now. What's your secret? Sincerely, WTF Grow up."

-"There's always that one dumb ass kid who always reminds the teacher about test's & homework."

-"Dear Cupid, Next time? Hit us BOTH. Sincerely, Me."

-"What time is it?..There's a clock right there. DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?"

-"Dear Google, How about you let me finish what Im typing before you start guessing after the first letter. Sincerely, YOU COCKY BASTARD!"

-"Changing a whole text because you didn't know how to spell one word."

-"They say sleep is good for the brain. Why the hell isn't it allowed at school?"

-"I hate it when someone says i need my beauty sleep when they are ugly. Bitch! you need to hibernate!"

-"See a bug outside: "Hello Mr. Bug." See a bug in your house: "DIE BITCH, DIE!!""

-"*Boy at gym doing sit-ups* 22....23....24....25...26.... *Hot girl walks by* 169.....170...171.....172."

-"Dear Mom and Dad, Please stop saying,"Don't play with your food."You spent the first two years of my life convincing me that it was a plane.""

GonnaAddMore ! (:

- Angel ✂ -